Aisle 10

Aisle 10: Soft Goods (tee hee)

Today soft goods relates to asses. Why? Because I need to rant about something, and for the most part asses are soft and would be found in the soft good department.

What do I have against the prosteriors of those around me? Nothing really. It is more that I have this need to rant about sweat pants. Sweat pants which have various words written on the ass of the wearer. WHY DO THAT?!? Ok so I'm guessing it's alright to stare at your ass if somethings written on it, right? But do I want to stare at your butt? Not really. Exspecially when written on your glutious-maximus are the letters S.C.S.U. Why are you acting as a rear ended billboard for our school? Are you proud that you go to a state school that consitantly hikes up tuition and lowers financial aid?

If you are going to have your ass writtten on why not make it something a bit more interesting than S.C.S.U. or BRATZ or even the enigmatic Dragon (is your butt scaley? Does it breath fire? If so I'd hate to imagine how much you spend on replacement ass lettered sweatpants). If your only reason to wear labled pants is so your behind will act as a focal point then why not just have "LOOK A BUTT!" written instead of Angel (Again is your ass heavenly? If it is then hi, how are you?).

And come to think of it, how embarassing (tee hee) that your friend is wearing the same pair of pink S.C.S.U. ass sweat pants.

(oh I said ass alot in this post...giggles abound!)