Aisle 4

Aisle 4: The Pet Aisle

Bats. Bats use echolocation. Echolocation involves sound waves emitted by the bat coming in contact with an object. Once contact is made a new set of waves (the echo) rebounds off of the object and returns to the bat. Through interpratation of the sound waves a bat can figure out what the hell is in front of her, no mater the visibility issues at hand.

Now if I repeat that about 4000 times my paper will be done.

I know NOTHING about echolocation, or about bats. There are no books, this does not intrest me and I have a head ache and an empty stomach, and have had very little sleep this week. I'm tired, cranky and just want to go home. But the papers over due. So what am I going to do? Well I can't write this tonight. That's obvious. I'm not in the frame of mind to write this. Every time I go to type something I get a shooting pain through my head. I am going home and sleeping/eating. I'll take the next few days to write the paper and just take the consequences of handing it in late. The professor likes me and sees me as a smart and intellegent person. He knows what I'm capable of, what he doesn't know is that this assignment is so lame that it's causing my brain to boil over!!! So I'm going to eat a meat kische (spelling???) and then go home and read up on echolocation. And there is nothing that will keep me at this station, short of a massage and an irish car bomb.